
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Patch – Drama? Nope. I'm Just Here for the Ride.
Some people live for chaos. You? You just rev your engine and roll on by. This Hot Leathers biker patch says exactly what you’re thinking when the group chat blows up, the in-laws start drama, or someone tries to rope you into their nonsense. Spoiler alert: you’re not the ringleader, and these ain’t your monkeys.
The Breakdown:
- Size: 4" x 3" – short, sharp, and straight to the point
- Heat-sealed backing – iron it or sew it, depending on your commitment level
- Vibe: Unbothered, undefeated, and emotionally unavailable to nonsense
Life’s a three-ring circus. Good thing you’re just riding past it on two wheels. Grab the patch, sew it on, and leave the monkeys to their own mess.