Novelty Sayings Biker Patches – Funny Motorcycle Designs

Novelty & Sayings Biker Patches: Funny Motorcycle Vests & Jacket Patches

For riders who let their gear do the talking, attitude is everything. Leather Bound offers an extensive online selection to buy novelty sayings biker patches online, delivering the perfect blend of sarcasm, humor, and classic motorcycle culture. Featuring high-density embroidery, our collection of funny motorcycle patches allows you to customize your riding look with bold statements that stand out at bike nights, rallies, and on the open road.

Our online store features an unmatched variety of premium, long-lasting patches from industry-trusted brands like Hot Leathers, designed to inject some personality into your favorite vest or jacket:

  • Bold One-Liners & Sarcastic Sayings: Express your exact state of mind. Choose from hundreds of popular titles including "Fuck This Shit Let's Ride," "Ringmaster of the Shit Show," "Suck It Up Buttercup," "Do Not Pet," and classic humor like "Body By Tacos."
  • Versatile Sizes for Every Placement: Whether you need small text strips for your vest chest panels, medium graphics for your jacket shoulders, or a large centerpiece for your denim cut, we carry sizes ranging from subtle 4x2-inch accents up to full-scale back pieces.
  • Iron-On & Sew-On Convenience: Every novelty patch is manufactured with a heavy-duty, heat-sealed backing, allowing for clean iron-on application on denim or cotton. For heavy leather motorcycle apparel, the thick border piping makes secure sew-on application simple.
  • Durable, High-Quality Embroidery: Built to handle the elements, our patches utilize tight stitching and fade-resistant threads. Your sarcastic or funny slogans will remain sharp, legible, and vibrant through highway wind, rain, and intense sun.

How to Apply Your Biker Patches: Leather vs. Denim

To ensure your patches stay locked down at highway speeds, you must use the right application method based on your riding gear's material:

How to Sew Patches onto Leather Gear

Never iron a patch onto leather—the heat can permanently warp, discolor, or ruin the hide. Instead, secure the patch in place using low-tack tape or leather-safe adhesive (avoid pins, as they leave permanent holes). Using a heavy-duty needle (Size 16 or 18) and strong, UV-resistant nylon or polyester thread, stitch through the thick outer border piping of the patch. A heavy-duty sewing machine or manual thimble is recommended to punch through the leather cleanly.

How to Iron Patches onto Denim Vests & Jackets

Set your household iron to its highest cotton setting (ensure steam is turned completely off). Position your patch on the denim garment, lay a thin cloth or towel over the patch to protect the embroidery threads, and press the iron firmly over the area for 20 to 30 seconds. Flip the denim item inside out and iron the reverse side for another 15 to 20 seconds to completely melt the heat-activated glue backing into the denim fibers. Tip: For heavy riding cuts, adding a few anchor stitches around the corners guarantees it will never peel.

Customizing your riding gear with funny biker patches is the ultimate way to share a laugh or showcase your independent spirit. Browse our massive inventory today to pick out the perfect additions for your custom layout, grab a great gift for a fellow rider, and upgrade your vest before your next weekend journey.

Want to Browse Saying Patches in Person? If you live in South Jersey or the greater Philadelphia area, stop by our showroom to see the full sense of humor in our collection. Visit our Maple Shade store to sort through hundreds of novelty patches in person, or browse our complete men's biker clothing and vest collection to upgrade your entire look today.